Jay Z Concert Barclays Center Review [Opt Ed]

Jay Z Concert Barclays Center Review [Opt Ed]

full review inspired by LonYe West

im a jay-z “Fan” for lack of a better word …
no im not from the reasonable doubt era … id never tell that lie … im a commercialized fan … for lack of a better word …

so here goes
first let me say ive been to carnegie hall and msg … the most recent one … i missed the yankee concert cause well i dont remember … the carnegie didnt have a lot of guests but it was so epic … i mean shit a rapper in carnegie hall HISTORY !!! right nah (wycelf did it first) but i didnt know that at the time … anyway more of the shit …

i got in the area early around 6 i was so scared of the traffic and the mess … breezed in … i ate at mullens and habana outpost … fucking
i wanted to see the fuss and of course it sucks … these days almost anything where there is a big fuss usually SUCKS … and that sucks …

we walked to the arena around 8 ish i had already heard that he wasnt coming out til 9 but there was some mumblings about some opener called badass somebody … dont know him dont like him name didnt care … there was all these lasers in the area pointing u towards the stadium … that was pretty dope … u felt an energy and anticipation walking up to it …

then u see the rust … with the lights its not that bad i saw swarms of black people … i got excited … i usually hate crowds but i swear im into history (makes me feel like a dick that i didnt go to the inauguration of obama or the million man march … but i appreciated things the older i got) anyway the energy was crazy outside … a whole punch of yoooooo what up and girls with the strangest outfits and butts … the the sprinkling of white people

this was a new jayz experience for me … usually white people dominate the concerts … and that makes it suck cause most dont know all of the music just the top 20 hits … kinda like seeing a black movie in a black movie theater with the adlibs and shit i thought this would be entertaining …

(man this is long already)
fought my way thru the whole security mess … didnt complain shit was needed … my uncle and i found the seats
section lower 3 row 18 … in row 12 was lyor cohen and his wife … i was loving my seats i paid 300 for 2 tickets the week b4 … and i had a direct side view … walked around the stadium has great food but super poor bar service … the lines were dumb long …. 25-30 minutes for a drink … and they were “out” of everything …

fuck this is long ….

ok inside mister cee was killing it … and then the concert started … i never quite made it to my seat … i walked all the way down … and stood in the stairway like 100 other people there was no security so i rocked ….

jayz’s energy was crazy … the room was crazy
he got all emotional talking about brooklyn …
performed hit after hit … shit i was ready to sell my home and move back … everyone was singing along to ever hit and i had a dope angle for photos … and now lyor cohen the multi millionaire was 6 rows back …

““This is Rich Porter, part two. You can stunt like that when you rich before your debut. Money and the murder, rapper or the trapper…either way I’m gone serve you. Shooters on my team, NO REALLY I GOT SHOOTERS on my team….Juan or Deron, how you ni**as want it? pick a arm, they call me Lucky Lefty. Ball so hard I don’t respect the fu***ng referees.”

im thinking damn jayz is getting fucking arrogant … even more than normal … i mean maturity … breeds this … marriage breeds this … maybe it was just a show for brooklyn i thought … i did like the no really i got shooters on my team part …

damnnnnnnnnnn are they smoking weed ? fuck mad people were bravefully smoking he did a small biggie small tribute that was ok big deal
poured out some wack ace of spades … almost forgot what the shit looked like

listen jayz tries but the shit … is boring … its a sing a long u pay for … jayz but u expect so much more … shit its what he does right … last concert was nas … alicia keys …

goes who comes out … BIG DADDY KANE … AKA BIG BELLY KANE … and 2 old dancers … LISTEN i liked kane … aint no half stepping … they still did the moves … some girl looked at us and said who is that … THATS BIG DADDY KANE … THATS THE MANNNNNNNNNN … they still had the moves … and the big daddy kanes belly came out … i think he was wearing … his brothers white outfit … or something from his glory days … his belly jumped out … i put my camera down … no pics but he did a split and the crowd sorta went crazy … half split but hes 44 he still had the flow besides the belly it was entertaining … u are like yes here it comes … all the artists i mean shit rihanna j cole and a lot of others were in the building but that was it …

yes he performed all my favs and some shit i didnt like …
yes i had a great view … but seriously its jayz does that equate to a great view ….

i felt so sorry for the couple of hundred people up top behind the screen mother fuckers got SUMMER JAMMED …
how u watch the back of the screen …

and then it was over …
he said some shit like i can go all night but .. i got 6 other shows … and i yelled fuck u … well to myself …
shit was depressing … like a girl saying shes gonna suck the shit out of ur joint … and then u realize she has a small mouth shit was that bad …

it wasnt the worst concert ive been to … ryan leslie is horrible …

but for the rest of the night my uncle and i kept saying …
WHERE WERE THE FEATURES ….

listen if more people come to other concerts ill hate jayz
the selfish shit already has me not liking him …

i think i was high … btw in the end …
at least i looked nice did u see me on complex.com lol
i guess i witnessed HISTORY … but it wasnt all that

damn this was long
shit i had a lot to say

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